Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The land of Brotherly Love! Part 3 of ? A trip to the Beach

Heb 13:1 
Let brotherly love(Philadelphia) continue. 

Shalom brothers and sisters in Messiah! 
I know it's winter in the states, but it's very warm here.
Soooo.... we went to the beach!
Here are some pictures from the Playa Ocotal! 
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 Genesis 1:9-10
  And Elohim said, 
“Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, 
and let the dry land appear.” And it came to be so. 
10 And Elohim called the dry land ‘earth,’ 
and the collection of the waters He called ‘seas.’ 
 And Elohim saw that it was good. 

Walking to find the best spot... This sand is very interesting.  It's tan on one side and black on the other.
Briana's ready to play soccer! It was really windy so the ball went EVERYWHERE!
As soon as we got there, we decide to have a little fun with Briana...

She was there for 20 minutes.It was funny...

Reach!!!(She got it eventually...)

Psalms 119:133-135
Establish my footsteps by Your word, And let no wickedness have rule over me. 
134 Redeem me from the oppression of man, That I might guard Your orders. 
135 Make Your face shine upon Your servant, And teach me Your laws. 

My beautiful parents! Yo te amo!
This picture is so amazing!
Psalms 136:1,9
 Give thanks to YHVH, for He is good! For His kindness is everlasting. 
9 The moon and stars to rule by night, For His kindness is everlasting.
There are over 25 boats just in the one part that we were at.
And to end...
Pretty good way to end... THE END!!
Shalom!
Christian Montanez Dodd
Servants and Emissary of Yahshua, Child of YHVH
HalleluYAH!!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Hmm... Big Mistake!

Well guys, if you tried to be on in the last hour, the blog wasn't working. Why?

Well, I was trying to make a Youtube channel to upload a picture. I wrote the blog's B-day in the birthday option, and something weird happened... 

When I entered, it said that the google account was locked and in 30 days it was deleted unless I showed proof that I was older than 13 years old! 

I was a little concerned... it said I had to either give an ID or pay $0.30 to re-open the account.

But thank YHVH I got some amazing help from our sister in Messiah, Mrs. Suzanne McDaniel. 
She used her credit card and paid for it. We can't thank her enough!


Please thank her! I can't thank her enough!

Shalom!
Christian Montanez Dodd

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Extended Sukkot 2011

We had planned on having some familes over for Sukkot, but they couldn't. Why?


Yeah, that's why. It rained so hard that my dad could take a shower outside. No one could come up or down the mountain. Good news is, it stopped and dried up enough so that they could come.

We did the edible Sukkah's with them and some other crafts, as well as talked to them about Sukkot, where it is found in Scripture, and what it meant. Here are some pics:


Mom talking to the kids

Reading Scripture about Sukkot

Building the Sukkah's

Cute "buddyman".

Elizabeh, one of the girls that live close by

Look at those Sukkah's!

Celena, another of the girls

munch...

Munch...

Get Ready?

MUNCH!!!

Yes, they had a very good time, and yes the Sukkah's taste GOOD! They had a lot of fun doing it, and so did I. Pray that they learned and remember what we talked about with them.
Blessings!

Shalom!
Christian Montanez Dodd
Servant and Emmisary of Yahshua, Child of YHVH
HalleluYAH!!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Through the Feasts Part 1 of 3

Shalom family in Messiah! Sorry I haven't been updating lately, but have been busy with all that is going on, from building the house to celebrating the feasts of YHVH. I am going to do this in 3 parts, each part for a different feast, Yom Teruah, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot.

Let's get started!

The 1st feast was Yom Teruah, the feast of Trumpets. It is found in the Torah in Leviticus 23:24-25.
"Speak to the children of Yisra’ĕl, saying, ‘In the seventh month, on the first day of the month, you have a rest, a remembrance of blowing of trumpets, a set-apart gathering.

 It is the call of the bridegroom, telling us to get prepared for our bridegroom, Yahshua.

We had a great time. We invited some of the community of El Duruy to come. Here are some pics.

Most of the men sitting on a homemade bench


Most of the women sitting at the table

Singing and Dancing like David!


These next 2 pics are funny! I decided to do Father Abraham with the kids. At first they didn't get it, but once they realized the moves, they had a LOT of fun!
Me too!
Having a good time!

We were very blessed by the time we had and the people learned a lot. Pray that we have more oppurtunities with them and that they will be willing to listen.

Shalom!
Christian Montanez Dodd
Servant and Emmisary of Yahshua, Child of YHVH
HalleluYAH!!
 25 ‘You do no servile work, and you shall bring an offering made by fire to יהוה.’ "

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Fishy Sin

A funny translation blunder:

One of the tico girls was reading a Creation book.
We started talking about it, how the world is only 6,ooo years old
and dinosaurs walking with man and when they began eating meat.
I told her that the "Pescado de hombre(fish of man)" was the reason we began eating meat.
She gave me this strange look, and I was trying to figure out what was wrong.
Then I figured it out and started laughing!
Instead of saying the sin(pecado) of man I said the fish(pescado) of man!! :'D
No wonder we get the strangest looks when speaking sometimes!
Blessings!

Shalom,
tammy montanez
Servant of Yahshua, Wife to my partner-for-life and mother of 2